Michael Vick is broke, and he's about to get out of prison. Wouldn't you be worried? Well not if you were offered $600K from and undisclosed TV network. Yes, that's right, Michael Vick apparently fits the model to star in your REALITY TV show.
Mr. Ed the beloved television horse who wooed audiences in the 50’s TV sitcom that bore his name is back, but in spirit alone…so far.
The Estate of Mr. Ed would like to exhume the body of the horse for a new reality series entitled ‘Dead Mr. Ed’. The program would consist of Mr. Ed’s whisperer moving his bones and decaying flesh to various rodeos throughout the Southwest in an effort to further monetize the fame of the fallen beast.
“We feel that it will be an important part of TV’s weekly line-up,” said Sandy Bantracter, CEO of Bantracter Management of West Hollywood CA, and Executor of the Estate of Mr. Ed. “There is no better way to teach today’s children how much joy dead animals can bring us without bringing America's favorite dead animal to them."Good Looks from Maniac Attack
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